Good afternoon everyone;
Last two posts we were talking about my brilliant ideas for employment. Of the two ( Funeral Preacher and Appointment Security Services) I am going with Funeral Preacher. Be watching for my listing in the yellow pages. Now, let's move on...
I have noticed almost everywhere I go all people can talk about is "DUCK DYNASTY." This show is the hottest thing to come along in a while. So, here is my take on Duck Dynasty. I hope you enjoy!
"Duck Dynasty"
If I am a program executive at NBC, CBS, ABC, or FOX - I have got to be scratching my head about now. I would have to be thinking, "REALLY"?
My first reaction to the show was total confusion! I didn't understand it. I tried to find a plot and understand the story line. I tried to figure out what the underlying message was. I looked for characters to identify with and relate to. I felt frustrated thinking I missed what the writers were trying to convey. I wanted to understand it. Was this a comedy, a drama, a true story based on actual events?? I just didn't get it.
My second reaction was this is total stupid! Who are these people? How did THEY get on TV? What idiots thought this would make good entertainment? I had questions... Why are people interested in a bunch of Louisiana, back woods red-necks who don't shave? Who smell? Who will eat just about anything? Who make duck calls? I thought this is STUPID! I can't believe I am actually watching this. I am a very busy person. I have important things to attend to. And here I am watching a bunch of ZZ TOP look-alikes make duck calls. I must be crazy!
My third reaction was this is total hilarity! HILARIOUS! I am laughing out loud at this show. The more I watch, the more I am liking it. Before I know it... I am making plans to watch it! We are hurrying home from church on Wednesday night to catch it. My son is recording the episodes. Listen, I am watching re-runs of the show and laughing like it's the first time I have ever seen it! Not only am I watching it all the time... I am going around saying "JACK." I have picked up SI ROBERTSON's catch phrase. What's next... a long beard and a bandana? Heaven help me!
If you haven't watched this show... listen to me, watch it! Don't try and figure it out. Turn your brain off.
Just enjoy 30 minutes of side splitting, mind numbing, red-neck, hilarity. You will laugh, I promise. " Hey, I'm talkin' 'bout laughin' JACK!
Thanks and we'll talk more later.
Lanny Ray
Monday, March 18, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Appointment Security Services ( A.S.S.)
Hello everyone;
In the past two blogs we have been talking about "Funeral Preachers" and "Pall Bearers" as a profession. Several of you have said the "Funeral Preacher" idea was spot on. I thank you for the kind support and encouragement. I would be a natural for this position. I just have to figure out how to package and sell the idea.
If the "Funeral Preacher" job doesn't pan out - I do have another idea. I have always heard you shouldn't put all your eggs in on basket. ( I don't want all my eggs in one basket...if I ever manage to get any eggs that is.) So, if I can't preach funerals, please tell me what you think of this idea:
"Appointment Security Services" ( A.S.S.)
What is "A.S.S." you ask? "A.S.S." is a professional appointment security service founded in 2013 by Lanny Ray Belcher. Here is how it works:
Let's say you are having a furniture delivery to your home. They give you a four hour window within which your furniture will be delivered. You are a busy professional and can't afford to miss four hours of work waiting around for furniture. You pick up the phone and call "A.S.S." An A.S.S. representative takes your information and schedules an appointment to be at your home to receive the furniture delivery. Boom! It's done and you don't miss a whole afternoon from work.
There are all kinds of situations where you might need A.S.S. I dare say not a week or two goes by that you couldn't benefit from A.S.S.
Think about how frustrating it is to have be subjected to some delivery schedule that disrupts your day. The plummer is coming by, but can't get to you until 2:30 in the afternoon next Wed. You happen to have a Dr.s appointment and can't be there to let him in...what do you do? Call A.S.S.! An A.S.S. representative shows up 30 minutes prior, let's the plummer in, watches him to ensure he doesn't steal anything, signs the paperwork, gives him a check, makes sure the work is done properly, and locks up when he leaves. How awesome is that?
There are tons of applications. You are having an appliance delivered. Satellite installed. New carpet laid. The painter is coming. Orkin is coming to spray. You name it! The list is endless.
You never have to be inconvenienced again. You never have to worry about missing work for a scheduled home appointment. A.S.S. is there for you. A.S.S. gives you the peace of mind knowing that a responsible professional is at your home watching over your most valued asset when you can't be there.
Vacations are no longer a problem. And forget about those expensive petting sitting kennels. A.S.S has you covered.
A.S.S. offers other services like taking the car in for service. An A.S.S. representative will take your car in, wait for the repair to be completed, and then deliver your car to your home or office. Do you need the dry cleaning taken or picked up? At A.S.S., we are happy to help.
At A.S.S., we specialize in making your life easier and freeing up your schedule. Your time is far to valueable to waste it sitting around. Call A.S.S today for a FREE consultation!
Thanks and we'll talk more later;
Lanny Ray
In the past two blogs we have been talking about "Funeral Preachers" and "Pall Bearers" as a profession. Several of you have said the "Funeral Preacher" idea was spot on. I thank you for the kind support and encouragement. I would be a natural for this position. I just have to figure out how to package and sell the idea.
If the "Funeral Preacher" job doesn't pan out - I do have another idea. I have always heard you shouldn't put all your eggs in on basket. ( I don't want all my eggs in one basket...if I ever manage to get any eggs that is.) So, if I can't preach funerals, please tell me what you think of this idea:
"Appointment Security Services" ( A.S.S.)
What is "A.S.S." you ask? "A.S.S." is a professional appointment security service founded in 2013 by Lanny Ray Belcher. Here is how it works:
Let's say you are having a furniture delivery to your home. They give you a four hour window within which your furniture will be delivered. You are a busy professional and can't afford to miss four hours of work waiting around for furniture. You pick up the phone and call "A.S.S." An A.S.S. representative takes your information and schedules an appointment to be at your home to receive the furniture delivery. Boom! It's done and you don't miss a whole afternoon from work.
There are all kinds of situations where you might need A.S.S. I dare say not a week or two goes by that you couldn't benefit from A.S.S.
Think about how frustrating it is to have be subjected to some delivery schedule that disrupts your day. The plummer is coming by, but can't get to you until 2:30 in the afternoon next Wed. You happen to have a Dr.s appointment and can't be there to let him in...what do you do? Call A.S.S.! An A.S.S. representative shows up 30 minutes prior, let's the plummer in, watches him to ensure he doesn't steal anything, signs the paperwork, gives him a check, makes sure the work is done properly, and locks up when he leaves. How awesome is that?
There are tons of applications. You are having an appliance delivered. Satellite installed. New carpet laid. The painter is coming. Orkin is coming to spray. You name it! The list is endless.
You never have to be inconvenienced again. You never have to worry about missing work for a scheduled home appointment. A.S.S. is there for you. A.S.S. gives you the peace of mind knowing that a responsible professional is at your home watching over your most valued asset when you can't be there.
Vacations are no longer a problem. And forget about those expensive petting sitting kennels. A.S.S has you covered.
A.S.S. offers other services like taking the car in for service. An A.S.S. representative will take your car in, wait for the repair to be completed, and then deliver your car to your home or office. Do you need the dry cleaning taken or picked up? At A.S.S., we are happy to help.
At A.S.S., we specialize in making your life easier and freeing up your schedule. Your time is far to valueable to waste it sitting around. Call A.S.S today for a FREE consultation!
Thanks and we'll talk more later;
Lanny Ray
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