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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Appointment Security Services ( A.S.S.)

Hello everyone;

    In the past two blogs we have been talking about "Funeral Preachers" and "Pall Bearers" as a profession.  Several of you have said the "Funeral Preacher" idea was spot on.  I thank you for the kind support and encouragement.  I would be a natural for this position. I just have to figure out how to package and sell the idea.

   If the "Funeral Preacher" job doesn't pan out - I do have another idea.  I have always heard you shouldn't put all your eggs in on basket.  ( I don't want all my eggs in one basket...if I ever manage to get any eggs that is.)  So, if I can't preach funerals, please tell me what you think of this idea:


"Appointment Security Services" ( A.S.S.)

   What is "A.S.S." you ask?  "A.S.S." is a professional appointment security service founded in 2013 by Lanny Ray Belcher.  Here is how it works:

   Let's say you are having a furniture delivery to your home.  They give you a four hour window within which your furniture will be delivered.  You are a busy professional and can't afford to miss four hours of work waiting around for furniture.  You pick up the phone and call "A.S.S."  An A.S.S. representative takes your information and schedules an appointment to be at your home to receive the furniture delivery.  Boom!  It's done and you don't miss a whole afternoon from work.

   There are all kinds of situations where you might need A.S.S.  I dare say not a week or two goes by that you couldn't benefit from A.S.S.

   Think about how frustrating it is to have be subjected to some delivery schedule that disrupts your day.  The plummer is coming by, but can't get to you until 2:30 in the afternoon next Wed.  You happen to have a Dr.s appointment and can't be there to let him in...what do you do?  Call A.S.S.!  An A.S.S. representative shows up 30 minutes prior, let's the plummer in, watches him to ensure he doesn't steal anything, signs the paperwork, gives him a check, makes sure the work is done properly, and locks up when he leaves.  How awesome is that?

   There are tons of applications.  You are having an appliance delivered.  Satellite installed.  New carpet laid. The painter is coming.  Orkin is coming to spray.  You name it!  The list is endless.

   You never have to be inconvenienced again.  You never have to worry about missing work for a scheduled home appointment.  A.S.S. is there for you.  A.S.S. gives you the peace of mind  knowing that a responsible professional is at your home watching over your most valued asset when you can't be there.
Vacations are no longer a problem.  And forget about those expensive petting sitting kennels.  A.S.S has you covered.

   A.S.S. offers other services like taking the car in for service.  An A.S.S. representative will take your car in, wait for the repair to be completed, and then deliver your car to your home or office.  Do you need the dry cleaning taken or picked up?  At A.S.S., we are happy to help. 

  At A.S.S., we specialize in making your life easier and freeing up your schedule.  Your time is far to valueable to waste it sitting around.  Call A.S.S today for a FREE consultation!

Thanks and we'll talk more later;

Lanny Ray 

   

  

  

3 comments:

  1. Love it! Sounds suspiciously like what Steve Stilwell would call...
    a WIFE
    Which would make me... Just sayin'

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  2. So... if your rep took a cab to the appointment, could he get a ticket for speeding? Well, he would be hauling A.S.S. Just asking!

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  3. A.S.S., hummmmmmmmm been there done that. Those great ideas keep on coming, but seriously, Sammy Oakey and I are aquaintances from my past life in advertising and Virginia Heights Baptist Church. You need to do that, SERIOUSLY. I once knew a huge phony who was employed as a solist for everything from weddings to funerals...he made more cash on the side than you would have believed(he always asked for cash and never paid taxes on any of it, nor did he ever contribute monetarily to the church...but that's another subject isn't it), and Sammy was always calling him. Just do it!!! Aunt Cherry

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